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In accordance with the NETROPOLIS code of business practice, therefore, you can and should use such information in the furtherance of your own interests at the expense of others.

Company:  A Perfect Ass
Boss:   Dimples
Richlist Position:   3002
Current city:   Seattle
Offshore Holdings:   £295,524,093
Places won:

The Netropolis Heights

The United Kingdom
Bristol - once

The United States
Las Vegas - once
Cheyenne - once

Albany - once
Townsville - once


South America
Santa Cruz - once

Berlin - twice

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