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Company:  Cant Touch This
Boss:   MC Hammer
Richlist Position:   4261
Current city:   Bangor
Offshore Holdings:   £243,837,046
Places won:

The Netropolis Heights

The United Kingdom
Aberdeen - once
Edinburgh - once

The United States
Newark - once
Roswell - 5 times
Las Vegas - once
New Orleans - once

Cairns - twice

Quebec - once

South America
Caracus - 3 times
Lima - once

Istanbul - once
Warsaw - twice

Company awards:

Company manifesto:
It is mother fuckin' Hammer Time bitches!

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