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In accordance with the NETROPOLIS code of business practice, therefore, you can and should use such information in the furtherance of your own interests at the expense of others.

Boss:   MC Hammer
Company:  Cant Touch This
Richlist Position:   4456
Current city:   Geelong
Offshore Holdings:   £248,703,920


Places won:

The Netropolis Heights
none

The United Kingdom
Bangor - once
Aberdeen - once
Edinburgh - once

The United States
Newark - once
Roswell - 5 times
Las Vegas - once
New Orleans - once

Australia
Geelong - once
Cairns - twice

Canada
Quebec - once

South America
Caracus - 3 times
Lima - once

Europe
Istanbul - once
Warsaw - twice



Company awards:




Company manifesto:
It is mother fuckin' Hammer Time bitches!

Boss Homepage: www.netroworld.com