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Company:  Nasty Funeral Home
Boss:   Sexy Grim Reaper
Richlist Position:   12843
Current city:   Unlocated
Holdings:   £6,038,743
Percent map owned:   0.00%

Places won:

The Netropolis Heights
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The United Kingdom
Cockermouth - once

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The Nasty Funeral Home could be the venue for your next funeral! Our professional staff will take excellent care of whatever remains of your loved ones. First, we clean the body with an organic honey and oat purifying lotion. Next we choose the dress most appropriate for the cause of death. Lastly, and this is our signature touch, our staff takes turns savagely humping the corpse real good. Sometimes vegetables are used as dildos, only to be served up later to the funeral attendees without notice. Sometimes not. Then comes the event planning, based on the amount of dough you are willing to drop. Our packages range from Economy Parking Lot Sendoff to our Deluxe Bling-Bling Funeral Bash and Party Luncheon, complete with death-themed strippers, clowns, and fire eaters. Call today!

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